Monday, November 3, 2008

Drunk

A story of a baby and a toddler getting drunk.
What?!?!?! I know that is what you are all thinking, so here comes the story.
Saturday night after I fed the kids, I sat down to eat. Blake and Kade were running around playing so I wasn't too worried about it. I knew they were in the kitchen with Blake's cars. We heard them both laughing so we were figured they were fine. Then we got that feeling "go check on your kids" so I walk in the kitchen and Blake is spraying Kade in the face with this....
and they are both laughing! At first we thought they were just spraying it on the ground and playing with it, but then Adam picks up Kade and it is all over his face. I started freaking out and put him in the bathtub to flush his eyes and clean it all off of him while Adam called poison control. Through all of that we didn't even put the darn cleaner away, so Adam comes walking into the kitchen again while he is on the phone and Blake is spraying the stuff in his mouth!!! Luckily it is the all natural cleaner so the poison control people said that it is just like drinking alcohol and that we needed to give them bread to eat. All of our cleaners were under the sink in the kitchen and we had been trying to figure out a way to child proof with out voiding the warranty we have on our cabinets (no drilling into the wood). Well problem solved they are no longer there, I moved them all to the hall closet on the top shelf. A little inconvenience is well worth my children not getting each other drunk off of our cleaners!!

6 comments:

Carly Nichols said...

I'm so glad their okay... how was the next morning... did they have hang-overs!?!

Barnes Blog said...

That is hilarious!
BTW you are tagged, sheck out my blog.

Holly Janeen said...

wow.

talk about total scare!

oh man... and i am having a boy... is this what i have to be afraid of?
AHAAAHAHAHAH!

Rushele said...

Nice! Gotta love drunk babies!!
We had to put the child locks on all our cabinets when Raegan was small cuz she got into them all the time!
Glad they're alright!!

Jonathan and Sarah said...

lol! that is kind of scary but luckily it wasn't poisonous or anything!

Carrie Carp said...

Jayson always sings the tune "What do you do with a drunken sailor?" but says "What do you do with a drunken baby?" all the time! Now you can use it for real.

Sorry about the scare, I know what it's like to freak out like that. Why is it that boys seem to do this kind of stuff more often than girls?